Double your salary — but never tell anyone what you do for work.

Depends on the work. Classified researcher? Sure. Insurance adjuster? Why would you hide that?

take the money lol. ur not telling coworkers ur salary anyway

The secrecy part is the real cost. Money can't buy back honesty with people you love.

People spend their entire careers hiding things they do. This is just making it official and getting paid for it.

honestly if I can afford rent AND keep my sanity, transparency wins every time

Double salary is tempting but keeping secrets from everyone? That sounds like a prison with a bigger paycheck. Hard pass.